"Something yahya will buy"
(Shows Sam's couch)
Sambucha: π³π³
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@gamingboyz8405YouTube
"Im not a corvosant!" πππππππππ
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@libyaguYouTube
β@Tahiriqbal15 that thing is sambucha's
π 02026/10/13
@JasmineNaseemYouTube
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT
π 22026/10/13
@NailL_blossomYouTube
i think the 67 step is the best
π 12026/10/13
@EtheralTulip711YouTube
β@JasmineNaseem Awww really π₯Ήπ«
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@zareensalim6850YouTube
You're so funny pls don't go bald
π 02026/10/13
@princessml4uYouTube
"IM NOT A 'CORWOSANT"' got me so bad ππππππππππ
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@DroomanpeepYouTube
Bobcorn and bleez are 2 iconic words π
π 12026/10/13
@BuntritsyYouTube
I used to have 4 prolly 5 in my house π
π 12026/10/13
@ValentynserohinYouTube
what if a sambuca hide theirs item in youtubers for next video
π 12026/10/13
@ShahdDeyaYouTube
β@EtheralTulip711how can I make abo yahya sleep on this π‘
π 12026/10/13
@KitKat-s4sYouTube
Sambucha taking notes from him π
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@dhsjsjsjakaidofjdnbfgnccndjjjYouTube
Not the sambucha couch I'm crying π
π 12026/10/13
@MAGICSG-v9qYouTube
"I'm not a curuasant"
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@Strawberrys-FunPlaceYouTube
"Bobcorn"ππβ
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@SpikyShadow123YouTube
Yahya is secretly sambucha?
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@JasmineNaseemYouTube
@EtheralTulip711 YESSSSπ₯Ή
π 02026/10/13
@Km1trrYouTube
I'm not a croissant ππ
π 12026/10/13
@Tropicalberries-e1iYouTube
"Im not a coROwAsAnt" LMAO π€£
π 12026/10/13
@FootballMosXYouTube
βIβm not a curwasontβ got me rolling ππ π₯
π 02026/10/14
@Chantelle-h1iYouTube
The cinema one is my couch...
π 12026/10/14
@MuhbjsyjYouTube
βEww how do I even sleep on this? Iβm not a croissant. No!β Got me so hard ππ
π 02026/10/14
@Ofelia-nh2nvYouTube
how do you sleep on it?
π 32026/10/14
@Danielthebaniel123YouTube
Lol
π 02026/10/14
@GodzillaGamer-zc9ywYouTube
@GLLITCANDYAPPECOOKIE where?
π 02026/10/14
@AveryWilliams-floresYouTube
Then when it comes in it's uncomfortableπ
π 12026/10/14
@hadelboules1549YouTube
The last ones are actually comfy ngl every time i am by my dad i sleep on the sofa i have my rich life sleep
π 12026/10/14
@divyashreev836YouTube
Not me re watching every single one of his videos like this againπβ€
π 22026/10/14
@ArcherBearrYouTube
Raising awareness about what happened at Cornell. A woman was sexually assaulted by 7 men over 7 hours, while a group chat included 57 fraternity members. Messages about her were shared in the chat, and the case has raised serious questions about why more people did not step in to help. She deserves to be heard, supported, and treated with respect. Her story matters, and people need to know what happened. GUYS PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS INTO AS MANY SHORTS AS YOU CAN (I AM JANE DOE)
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@Vienna_Al15YouTube
He's so good at acting like my mum π
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@hamidabouchareb2162YouTube
Something Yahya would buy πππππ team morrocan !!β€β€β€β€
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@hussainalhalfi9131YouTube
Arab mom: "Ewww! That's something Yahya would buy. " π Arab mother: *Sees the couch that has the most designs* Dis one bleez. Give me 2 bleez. My mom be like π Guys if u ask wfym my mom be like it's bc my family and I r also Arab we're Muslims π
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@kashifmanzoor2048YouTube
Iβm not a croissant just hits different
π 12026/10/14
@LloydxArinNinjaYouTube
Js choose a normal couch and what abt the beds or blankets,like cant we have normal furniture
π 12026/10/14
@Mano-ii7suYouTube
Popcorn βbob corn β
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π 12026/10/14
@M.GregorBush-bu9vkYouTube
β@ADIYAN_YT_123my thoughts exactly
π 32026/10/14
@constantintcaciuc4916YouTube
Bobcorn killed meππ
π 32026/10/14
@janbiwessam3712YouTube
β@SpikyShadow123 whatttttt?
π 02026/10/14
@masoumehabdi1366YouTube
Something yahya would buy and it looks like popcorn πππππ
π 12026/10/14
@disortechalREALYouTube
Why comment on someone else's Chanel
π 02026/10/14
@YudhishthirKaushik-t2cYouTube
Bro just roasted sambucha
π 12026/10/14
@Hoeljoel-q8oYouTube
One time my friend of next-door he had one of those and it was so cold and I canβt even sleep on thatπ
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@AljawharaSaeedYouTube
β something yahya would buyβ got me rolling on the floorπππππ
π 12026/10/14
@charusharma7102YouTube
I'm not a CoRWsSAnTπ
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@AbdurahmanIssack-n2rYouTube
I'm half Arab and Muslim the last couch is true my dad had three
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@MassafinKannnehYouTube
looks like popcornππππ
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@R4venp7YouTube
Something yahya will buyπβοΈ
π 12026/10/14
@DriveWithAyeshaYouTube
βEww how do I even sleep on this?β By laying down on it?
π 12026/10/14
@pali-s5hYouTube
Arab moms would get the last two π
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@nurjahanmitu4636YouTube
The fact that i have the sofa she chosedβοΈπ
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@gitachaulagain1523YouTube
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@RayYay-l6yYouTube
SHUT UP I DONY WANNA SPEND MY EVENING READING THESE AND FEELING BAD JUST SHUT UP EVERYONE KNOWS ALREADY
π 22026/10/15
@RayYay-l6yYouTube
God damn is your life just making peoples lives miserable by reminding them about how bad the world is?
π 22026/10/15
@Dominicanmapper_OFFICIALYouTube
Everyone has heard this by now so can we stop? It's getting annoying
π 12026/10/15
@nickylaLiwaywayYouTube
β@gitachaulagain1523 bro what do you mean Confetti's
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@Sav7editzYouTube
"looks like bobcorn" π
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@reyadhalown4262YouTube
"something yahya will buy"
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@huichen-l1wYouTube
"Ewwwww how do i even sleep on this,im not a crosont"is a funny introπ€£π€£π€£
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@verity_658YouTube
β@M.GregorBush-bu9vki would buy that
π 12026/10/15
@very-alien81YouTube
bobgorn
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@AayushiVardhanYouTube
As an asian, I have the same couch at my home and my family loves it....π
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@SnowieInGalaxyYouTube
"Im not a croissant"π
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@noobwitha_swordYouTube
Im not a croissant ππ₯
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@cheriiix1047YouTube
Fr
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@Lotus266-U1LYouTube
Absolute Cinema πβοΈ
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@JannatulMawa-ng5mhYouTube
'Looks like bobcorn' ππππππ iam dyingππππ
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@ameerahamoud2944YouTube
And itβs all ways in Arab ppls great grandparents houseππ
π 12026/10/16
@Loilil0eYoutubeYouTube
Ngl that first note sounded like she was gonna sing the eiaiao Patrick meme but in a higher tone
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@Mhamadfreefire-y6gYouTube
The setting room in my houseππ
π 12026/10/16
@SaraAli-ef1omYouTube
"Give me four bleez" cought me off guard
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@SakinaAdenwalaYouTube
Fr, like we have two modern couches, and then we have one fancy ahh couch downstairs and upstairs in my mum's bedroom
π 12026/10/17
@RK11-h1bYouTube
nobody asked
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@AishaHaris-m1wYouTube
I have a big crush on someone
π 12026/10/17
@sans-i4bYouTube
That's literally my grandma's sofa lolπππ€£
π 12026/10/17
@tamma9alife337YouTube
Yeah the last one is traditional and practical for our house plus it makes you feel royal because our kings and emperors used to make these their throne
π 32026/10/17
@GayathriPalaniyandiYouTube
"cOrOasant"BERPECT PRONOUNCIATION
π 12026/10/18
@Washmart-z5oYouTube
My mom said "yea its giving vintage vibes, u can have the gorilla on for urself" π
π 12026/10/18
@Celeste-meYouTube
"GiVe Me 4 BLEeZ"
Last words before getting liltte brokeπ€
π 22026/10/18
@NayaObeed-g1cYouTube
"GIVE ME FOUR BLEEZ" *hits gang sighn*
π 02026/10/18
@SukoneTei-QYouTube
"I'm not a croissant" well if I sleep on it too I'm going to turn into oneππ
π 02026/10/18
@EbadUddin-w4jYouTube
Ball knowledge
π 12026/10/19
@DorriaHassan-c9xYouTube
Something Yehia would buy bro thatβs literally my friendβs name and he said he would really buy it LOL
π 32026/10/19
@ajkelopssYouTube
Genuinely, These Arab moms have taste. Rather want that than a beige mom
π 12026/10/19
@HammieSeniorYouTube
β@EbadUddin-w4j literally most common ball of all time broβοΈ
π 02026/10/19
@JolcipEugeneYouTube
its a joke about how people who speak with an Arabic accent replaces all p's with b'sπππ
π 12026/10/19
@Himz_ohYouTube
Canβt blame her those couches a nap after coming home from a trip is fireπ₯
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Edit: i changed al yahya to umm yahya
EDIT: guys chill I know thatβs how you say it itβs just a joke π₯
*shows sam's couch*
1. Decide to make Beef Wellington.
2. Accept that this will take all day.
3. Go to the kitchen.
4. Wash your hands.
5. Dry your hands.
6. Find the beef tenderloin.
7. Take the beef out of the packaging.
8. Smell the beef to check it is fine.
9. Pat the beef dry with paper towels.
10. Keep patting until no moisture comes off.
11. Sprinkle salt over the beef.
12. Sprinkle pepper over the beef.
13. Rub the seasoning in.
14. Put the beef on a rack.
15. Put the rack in the fridge.
16. Leave it there for twenty-four hours.
17. Forget about it briefly.
18. Remember the beef.
19. Take the beef out of the fridge.
20. Turn on the stove.
21. Set it to high heat.
22. Put a heavy pan on the stove.
23. Wait for the pan to get very hot.
24. Add a splash of oil.
25. Put the beef in the pan.
26. Listen to it scream.
27. Do not move it.
28. Count thirty seconds.
29. Turn the beef.
30. Sear the next side.
31. Count thirty seconds again.
32. Continue around the whole beef.
33. Use tongs to sear the ends.
34. Press the ends into the pan.
35. Get every surface brown.
36. Take the beef out of the pan.
37. Put it on a plate.
38. Find some English mustard.
39. Open the mustard.
40. Take a brush.
41. Dip the brush in mustard.
42. Brush the hot beef.
43. Coat the entire surface.
44. Put the mustard away.
45. Let the beef cool completely.
46. This takes longer than you think.
47. While waiting, find mushrooms.
48. Weigh out two hundred and fifty grams.
49. Find a food processor.
50. Break the mushrooms up.
51. Put them in the processor.
52. Peel a shallot.
53. Cry a little.
54. Add the shallot.
55. Add some thyme leaves.
56. Put the lid on.
57. Blitz until it looks like soil.
58. Scrape down the sides.
59. Blitz again.
60. Find a dry frying pan.
61. Put the mushroom paste in.
62. Turn the heat to medium.
63. Stir constantly.
64. Wait for the water to leave.
65. Keep stirring.
66. Keep waiting.
67. The paste must be completely dry.
68. Test by pressing it against the pan.
69. If it sticks and holds, it is ready.
70. Pour it onto a plate.
71. Spread it flat.
72. Let it cool fully.
73. Lay out a large sheet of cling film.
74. Smooth it flat.
75. Find prosciutto.
76. Lay eight slices in a row.
77. Overlap them slightly.
78. Lay another row across.
79. Make a rectangle of ham.
80. Spoon the mushroom paste on top.
81. Spread it to the edges.
82. Get an even layer.
83. Place the beef at the near edge.
84. Lift the cling film.
85. Roll the beef away from you.
86. Keep the roll tight.
87. Twist the ends of the film.
88. Roll it like a candy.
89. Shape it into a neat cylinder.
90. Squish it gently into shape.
91. Put it in the fridge.
92. Chill for thirty minutes.
93. Find the puff pastry.
94. Use all-butter pastry.
95. Let it become pliable.
96. Flour your work surface.
97. Roll the pastry into a rectangle.
98. Roll it evenly.
99. Check it does not stick.
100. Lightly flour the top.
101. Unwrap the beef cylinder.
102. Roll it out of the film.
103. Place it on the pastry.
104. Brush pastry edges with beaten egg.
105. Fold the far side over.
106. Wrap the pastry around the beef.
107. Trim the excess pastry.
108. Fold the ends under.
109. Seal everything well.
110. Press out any trapped air.
111. Air pockets are the enemy.
112. Flip it seam-side down.
113. Put it on a baking tray.
114. Chill it again.
115. Wait twenty minutes.
116. Preheat the oven now.
117. Set it to two hundred degrees.
118. Take the cake of beef out.
119. Beat an egg in a small bowl.
120. Take a fork.
121. Whisk the egg.
122. Brush the pastry lightly.
123. Do not crush the pastry.
124. Let it dry a minute.
125. Brush it a second time.
126. Find a sharp knife.
127. Score decorative lines.
128. Only mark the surface.
129. Do not cut through.
130. Sprinkle a little flaky salt.
131. Put the tray in the oven.
132. Close the door.
133. Do not open the door.
134. Resist opening the door.
135. Wait thirty minutes.
136. Find a meat thermometer.
137. Open the oven briefly.
138. Poke the probe into the middle.
139. Read the number.
140. You want fifty-two degrees.
141. If lower, wait more.
142. If much higher, panic quietly.
143. When it reads right, remove it.
144. Put the tray on the counter.
145. Rest the beef ten minutes.
146. This is mandatory.
147. Find a cutting board.
148. Find a serrated knife.
149. Slice off one end.
150. Look at the cross-section.
151. Pray for pink.
152. See pink.
153. Feel relief.
154. Confirm the pastry is crisp.
155. Confirm there is no grey band.
156. Confirm no soggy bottom.
157. Slice into thick rounds.
158. Arrange them on a warm plate.
159. Find some jus or red wine sauce.
160. Warm the sauce.
161. Pour a little around the slices.
162. Not on the pastry.
163. Never on the pastry.
164. Wipe the plate rim.
165. Carry the plate to the table.
166. Sit down.
167. Pick up a fork.
168. Cut a piece with pastry on top.
169. Get all layers in one bite.
170. Take the bite.
171. Chew slowly.
172. Notice the crunch.
173. Notice the softness.
174. Notice the mustard.
175. Take a second bite.
176. Enjoy it.
177. Eat the rest.
178. Put the fork down.
179. Look at the leftovers.
180. Wrap them carefully.
181. Put them in the fridge.
182. Take the tray to the sink.
183. Fill the sink with warm water.
184. Add dish soap.
185. Wash the pan.
186. Wash the plates.
187. Wash the thermometer probe.
188. Dry everything.
189. Put the pans away.
190. Wipe the counters.
191. Sweep the floor.
192. Take out the rubbish.
193. Wash your hands.
194. Dry your hands.
195. Look at the empty kitchen.
196. Realise you made Beef Wellington.
197. Realise it actually worked.
198. Decide never to do it again.
199. Secretly plan to do it again.
200. Enjoy your legendary homemade Beef Wellington! π₯©π₯
(Shows Sam's couch)
Sambucha: π³π³
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Last words before getting liltte brokeπ€
And it's looks so bad bro ππππ
This had me rolling to Saturn πͺ
cOrOo-SaNπ₯